What They Don't Tell You About Twin Pregnancy

1/20/2016

Twin Pregnancy--What the Books Don't Tell You

When the midwife announced that we were expecting twins, we got plenty of pats on the back and statements about how awesome this was.

This pretty much sums up what we truly knew about a twin pregnancy at that time:

It would be a little riskier than a single pregnancy. But if everything went well, we would have two babies. Awwww!

Don't go into a twin pregnancy knowing only that much! Read on to discover so much that they leave outta those pregnancy books!

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All twin pregnancies are different, so yours probably won't be like mine. Exactly. However twin moms do share many of the same symptoms, afflictions and surprises.

So, today I will share what I learned after being pregnant with twins, including a lot of stuff that nobody warns you about at first:

Do Deeper Research

Most popular pregnancy books gloss over twin pregnancy. They tell you that you will "gain a bit more weight", you "might be a bit more uncomfortable" or that "you might have a few more appointments and can eat more calories".

After that little extra dab of trouble, you get two babies. Awww!"

So naturally, things were going to be cool. We just needed to know the important stuff:

Girls or boys?
Identical or fraternal?
What would we name twins?
Where would they sleep?
What did we need to buy in duplicate?
Did we need a bigger car?
Should we tell people or let it be a surprise?

To counterbalance our naive optimism, the first articles we found online were slightly more apocalyptic. We learned that at any minute I could:

Lose a baby.
Lose both babies
Suffer some extreme health condition (like liver failure!)
Have premature babies that would need months of specialized care
Need a cerclage (they sew what shut??)
Be exiled to bedrest for eternity
Die in several horrific ways during either the pregnancy, the birth or the first days postpartum.

The stuff that could happen to the babies was even longer and scarier. Like, what if they absorbed each other, or one twin used up all the other twin's food?

Because nothing makes you feel all warm and fuzzy like worrying that your babies might be trying to cannibalize each other while you sleep. :O

Cheerful, huh? And I'm not saying that bad stuff doesn't happen, and that it's not incredibly sad, but some of that information will have you thinking that being pregnant with twins is like swallowing two grenades.

Everyone should be aware of all the possibilities. But there was a lot of stuff that was less serious, but still very important that they didn't bother to tell me about!

In spite of all the questions we asked, and all of our independent research, these are the only things we knew for sure by week 20:

We were having fraternal twin girls
We would need two carseats
I would probably have a C-Section
My maternity clothes would be needed a lot sooner. (16 weeks!)
I had a softball-sized ovarian cyst that was inconveniently in the way (plus several smaller ones).
Twin pregnancy actually sucked a little bit.

Everyday, some new issue would pop up that wasn't common knowledge. By 25 weeks, I was convinced that twin pregnancies should come with warning labels, because:

Your Hormones Go Apeshit!

Hormones are what make the whole pregnancy thing work. Naturally, when there are two babies, you will need twice as many hormones to make sure that everything works correctly.

But when you have twice the hormones, you can have double the pregnancy symptoms. As in, you don't just get a bit "queasy"...you get nausea that is so bad that the color of your carpet or the thought of licking an envelope flap can make you puke. And then puking will make you puke.

Along with nausea you can get your other normal symptoms supersized too. How about migraines so bad you get nosebleeds? (which will make you puke).

Lucky me, they told me that I had some of the highest hormone levels they had ever seen in a twin pregnancy. This actually led to a lot of complications. And way more than "a dab of discomfort".

More about weird symptoms later...first, the most obvious side effect of a twin pregnancy:

You Gain a "Bit More Weight" With Twins!

Well, of course you will. You are carrying TWO babies after all. And sometimes two sacs of water and two placentas too. (It also feels like you might be carrying two futons, two televisions, and two mini-refrigerators in there too.)

They recommend a pound a week approximately, for a grand total of 35 to 60 pounds.

And really, that's not so bad, right? It's easy to gain weight. Except when you can't eat anything.

Whether or not you gain weight, you will gain size.

One night while I was asleep, this enormous belly appeared out of nowhere.

Halfway through the pregnancy, I measured MORE than a full term single pregnancy. (At the end, I was 63 inches tall and 59 inches around. I was a sexy bubble beast.)

For anyone who has been pregnant with ONE baby, if you remember what you felt like in at 40 weeks, then that is what twin moms are feelin' around 20-23 weeks. Stuff like:

Inability to lean forward to tie your shoes
Inability to roll over in bed
Aching, swayed back
Swollen legs
No chance of breathing
Fatigue
Having to be pushed or pulled into or out of vehicles...

And other fun stuff like that. You also lose your mind, somewhat. All normal concerns are pushed aside so that your brain can focus on two burning questions:

1. What has to rip apart so that those babies have room to grow 10-20 more weeks?

2. What happens when you really can't breathe anymore????

Your Previous Maternity Clothes Miiiiight Not Fit

I thought I was soooo smart and frugal for saving my maternity clothes from my first pregnancy. And for a whole two weeks, they were useful.

In theory, you should be able to run out and buy a new wardrobe and look totally adorable like the models on Pinterest.

In reality I couldn't find any maternity clothes that fit.

Everything was skinny jeans, and I got screwed out of that money because skinny jeans and pregnancy swelling do not mix. After a couple of weeks, I could not get the skinny legs over my not-so-skinny ankles.

Hopefully, you will have better luck being a pregnant fashionista. I ended up wearing a lot of baggy 2x men's clothes and shoes that were two sizes bigger than normal.

(I went to most of my appointments wearing one of these Caterpillar man-sized hoodies. Yes. The heavy equipment brand. They should have paid me for that ginormous advertising space. Ugh.)

My twin pregnancy tip: buy your maternity clothes a few at a time as you grow!

You May Have Weird Symptoms, Such as Itching

Lots of women suffer from itchy skin while pregnant. It's a combination of all that weight gain, stretching and estrogen. When you can actually measure your belly growing between morning and nightfall, the skin is severely taxed. And it itches. A lot. As in, you would love to rip it from your body and rub it on a cheese grater.

Use lotion...they tell you. It will help! Yeah...not so much. That stretching is going on much deeper in your body than mere lotion can permeate.

What lotion does do, however, is give you an excuse to scratch...er...I mean rub your tummy to relieve the itch. (softly, with steel wool and a cheese grater).

Then, I started itching all over. I couldn't do anything for the itching. I had no idea this was a "thing". But when the midwife saw all the scratch marks, I got (more) blood drawn and a bunch of concerned faces.

They thought I had, cholestasis (liver issues) but luckily I didn't. Instead, I had those godawful high levels of hormones.

TIP: If you itch, and it doesn't seem to be dry skin, and it's not just on your belly, tell your doctor! Even if it is nothing serious they can give you medication so you can get some relief.

(Special note: you will "donate" a lot of blood while pregnant with twins. No matter what symptom you have, a blood draw is apparently the only solution.)

Restless Legs Suck

This one really hurts to admit, because I sorta scoffed the first time I heard a commercial for the mysterious illness "Restless Legs Syndrome".

I had to change my tune after I got with my husband, since it is a side effect of his diabetes and often leaves him sleepless and in agony. Just to keep me humble, I got my own case of it in my first pregnancy.

It was exacerbated greatly in both pregnancies by the fact that I also had severe SPD and had to be on partial bed rest. The first time, they would only hurt at night and I could stretch my legs and tap my feet for relief.

With a twin pregnancy, the "restless legs" didn't wait til bedtime. It never stopped.

And "restless" sounds so light and cheery. Like your legs just want to tap dance a bit or something. It doesn't sum up the bone-deep aching, the jerking, the cramps, or the itching.

Starting at the end of the first trimester, they never stopped aching, jerking, or cramping. Sleep was impossible. When I sat at my desk to work, it looked like my legs were possessed and had a mind of their own.

Tip: Epsom salts baths helped immensely.

Stuff Swells. Stuff You Didn't Know Could Swell

Swollen feet and ankles are a common pregnancy symptoms in the last few weeks. Especially if you are on your feet a lot.

In twin pregnancy, it happens before 20 weeks, and it is due to the fact that there is up to twice as much blood volume as normal! (Even with all the blood draws.)
Not to mention all that extra pressure.

With so much extra liquid being pumped through your body, swelling isn't really alleviated by lying down and propping up the feet. Besides, it is too difficult to lie down after the first trimester.

What if you can't get back up?

By the way, everything swells:

Hands
Feet
Ankles
Calves
Boobs
Girl bits
Fingers
Nose
Sinuses

I'm not sure, but I think even your hair swells.

And you can get varicose veins in places you really didn't know they could happen.

Hey, What's That Sound?

Since we are on the subject of blood...

All those extra pints have to go somewhere right? They do! They pump through the old blood vessels and heart just like before. You might notice those varicose veins popping up right about now.

But that's not the disturbing symptom. What about that persistent noise in your head? It is really common for moms pregnant with multiples to hear their pulse in their ears.

Since their heart rate increases to keep up with all that extra blood flow, the pulse will sound much louder, much faster, and much scarier than usual.

You might think it is going to drive you insane before the pregnancy is over. It is like having a metronome stuck in your head, and yes...it does get loud enough to interfere with your hearing.

Good news though. It only does it when you are engaging in a particularly strenuous activity. When you are pregnant with twins, ''strenuous'' can be defined as:

Walking to the bathroom
Standing up
Reaching for the remote.
Breathing...

Luckily, this is just annoying, not dangerous.

Eating Becomes an Act of War

In the first trimester, when even the smell of water can send you running for the toilet, they tell you to eat up to 3000 calories a day.
But of course, that is 3000 calories from very low fat, high protein meals like fish, chicken, eggs, cheese, etc. And tons of vegetables and fruits.

Then they tell you to divide that into small, easily digestible meals. Baked chicken and broccoli don't have a lot of calories. I did the math. It would take about a dumptruck full of vegetables and fruit and lean chicken to make 3000 calories.

Waaaaay more than you can probably eat during that time.

Well, maybe you can eat. I just let the twins eat my body until my appetite (sorta) returned (thanks to medication).

Then, suddenly, the babies are too big, and even if you are hungry, you will have no room left in there for a dumptruck full of food.

Get used to eating by the tablespoon.

Then fall in love (haha) with the inevitable heartburn. Little fire demons develop in your chest and spend all day tattooing your esophagus using fiery needles. Whatever you send down to squelch them, they boil it and send it right backatcha.

But guess what? Growing two babies uses about 3 gazillion calories a second, so if you don't eat every two minutes, your blood sugar can crash through the floor, leaving you too queasy and dizzy to lug your now completely spherical self to the fridge for tablespoon of yogurt.

My Tip: Wear large pockets where you can stash small snacks. Also, get one of these weighted exercise balls. They make rolling yourself around the house look more intentional (Oh, look! I'm exercising!) . Plus, they help immensely with the aches.

You Will Get Stuck. Somewhere

There may come a day when you realize you can't get up. Maybe you will get stuck in bed, or maybe in the bathtub. Or you could get wedged in a narrow doorway, lodged behind your steering wheel, or left beached and stranded on an exam table (me).

Whatever you do, don't get down on the floor. Just don't.

You Won't Be Able to Reach Things

Some things will be pretty much unreachable until about a year postpartum, (okay, maybe a little sooner), such as your feet.

But...

Did you know you there will come a time in your twin pregancy when you won't be able to get clothes out of the bottom of the washing machine? Or reach anything that's in a deep bin at the grocery store?

You just stand there and pitifully grasp at the frozen turkeys that are just out of reach.

You can't even push a damn shopping cart easily. You go through the store with your cart at arm's link, then bobble like an idiot over the edge of a freezer hoping the food will magically fall into your hand.

You will also stand sideways to wash dishes or chop food. And they wonder why pregnant ladies get back-aches!

Doctors should totally tell you this at your first appointment. That way, you have plenty of time to move everything in your house to chest level.

Twin Pregnancy--The Little Things

Like I said above, not all moms go through the same symptoms. Some breeze through a twin pregnancy as easily, or even easier, than with a singleton. Some have it a lot worse, requiring bed rest and even surgery to keep the pregnancy on track.

After talking with tons of women who also had twins, there are some issues or annoyances that many of us share or shared:

Doctors Will Want To Go Spelunking More Often

Everything south of the Equator will swell and become "tender" (read: painful) from all the hormones, weight, pressure, and extra fluids.

Despite this, the medical profession will want to explore "down there" more than usual. And it hurts.

No one tells you beforehand that they are going to start pulling out all kinds of probes and instruments from their secret arsenal. While they are torturing you, they will tell you how awesome it is to be having two babies. Awww!

The bonus is you get lots of extra ultrasounds, so you can see your babies grow in stages.

Braxton-Hicks and Other Contractions

BH contractions start a lot earlier than with a single baby, too. They may happen every time the babies move. They can be intense too. I had some that squeezed me so hard I saw spots because I could not take a breath.

Even having a semi-full bladder can trigger them. Or touching your belly. A sneeze. Or sometimes just nothing.

Pregnancy Rhinitis

This strikes many pregnant women, but can be pretty severe in those who are carrying mulitples. Despite the funny name, this little symptom is probably the most annoying (and scary) of all.

It means that the mucous membranes of the sinuses and nose simply swell shut. If you really want to know how panicky that can make you feel, try stuffing your nose full of bubble gum until you have to breathe through your mouth. Now lie down on a bed and place two cement blocks on your diaphragm.

Sleeping this way, (when sleep happens) leads to dry mouth, chapped lips, snoring and a sore throat.

I actually had nightmares about someone or something covering my mouth. The truth is, if someone had put their hand over my mouth, I would have suffocated and died. That was how impossible it was to breathe through my nose. Talk about scary.

And I honestly would have taken double all the other symptoms to avoid this one.

Movements. Oh, the Fetal Movements...

Unlike a single pregnancy, there isn't any downtime with a twin pregnancy. Twins are always moving in there! By the end of pregnancy, a single baby settles down to get ready for birth, but twins start getting all territorial about their limited space.

They spend those last few weeks trying to avoid each other, trying to crawl into your chest cavity, and possibly trying to burst through your navel.

You've never known pain until a top twin pushes down on a bottom twin who is breech, with her feet on your cervix. Plus, I had ovarian cysts that were always painful. When top baby squished bottom baby into one of those, it was enough to lay me out.

We actually didn't have to joke about them fighting for space or practicing karate on each other. We got to watch it live on those ultrasounds. So did everyone else:

You Get to Be the Learning Module:

My first pregnancy and birth was rather peaceful and private. Twin pregnancy draws a crowd. Suddenly, there are 14 people the doctor wants to call in so they can get in some twin experience.

We had four ultrasound techs at one of our appointments.

The delivery room was probably the closest I will ever get to "playing to a sold out crowd".

The good news is, you don't go through this thing alone. The bad news is, well...you don't get to go through any of it alone!

You Will Freak People Out:

From about week 18, you look like you could go into labor at any moment. So people are going to be watching you anxiously when you trudge by in the grocery store holding your achy, contracting belly.

Then you get to see the looks of horror on their faces when you tell then you still have four months or so to go. (That part is kinda fun.)

People Will Freak You Out

I'm not really bothered by some of the weird stuff people say to pregnant women. I don't really mind the the belly pats.

But I will say that I heard some STRANGE questions and comments come out of stranger's mouths. Including:

How many times did you have to have sex to get pregnant with twins?
Are they burrito-sized yet?
Did you plan on twins?
How will you be sure they are twins if they aren't identical?
Will they come out at the same time?
You should switch to my doctor, he delivered my aunt's twins.
Why didn't you have one of each instead of two girls?
Are you sure there are only two in there?

Some questions are asked with good intentions and true curiosity. Those aren't so bad. But do expect lots of questions when you are pregnant and for a long time after the babies are actually born.

Related Post: 30 Most Bizarre Things People Said To Me Before and After I Had Twins

New Questions You Will Ask By the End of a Twin Pregnancy

All those questions you had at the beginning of pregnancy may be replaced by new ones, such as:

Who the heck is going to put my shoes on for me when my husband is at work?

If I sneeze, can I explode?

Will I ever be able to breathe again like a normal person?

Will my liver eventually return to where it belongs?

Do they seriously want me to fast before delivery when I have to eat every 3 seconds?? (haha, I got out of that one!)

What if I go into labor when I'm alone? I can't reach the gas pedal anymore!

What are we gonna name two babies??

As I said earlier, many women have survived. So don't give up hope. For the days when you can't breathe, when you are snacking on Tums, when you've gotten stuck in the couch cushions and get up...and you really have to pee...hope is all you have to cling too.

That and the fact that you will have two babies. That is kinda awwwwwwesome!

39 Comments

Rose Reichle

4/8/2017 08:15:51 pm

This has me laughing so hard ! I could totally emphasize!! I am 31 weeks pregnant with twins and this was nothing like my first pregnancy!!

Jayme @SoNotNiche

9/28/2017 12:38:32 am

HI, Rose! Sorry about the late reply! I'm so glad the post made you laugh, and I hope you are having fun in the next stage of twin parenthood adventures!

Kuta White

2/12/2019 10:05:31 pm

This is the best thing I've ever read! I am an identical twin and i just found out that i am pregnant. My husband's mother is also a twin, so twins run on both sides of this baby's family. Since we're so early, we are excited to see if we're having twins.
As scary as pregnancy is, especially with this being my first, and the very real prospect that i could have twins, reading your post has given me the funny and scary truth about what to expect.
I love the way you write!!!

Katie

6/10/2017 04:46:33 pm

THANK YOU for this gem! I'm a FTM expecting twins in November (15 weeks now). My husband is sleeping next to me and I silent laughed until the bed shook. Thanks for making this crazy journey seem "normal"!

Jayme @SoNotNiche

9/28/2017 12:40:34 am

Thanks, Katie!

It is crazy! Wishing you the best of luck with your twinks!

Laura

1/21/2018 10:51:51 pm

Also silently laughed until i was crying at this, trying not to wake up the hubby who is sleeping.

Bethany

7/16/2017 09:38:39 am

Laughing so hard and trying not to wake Baby A lying on me in the NICU. Only made it to 28 weeks, but so much of this was spot-on. You have a fantastic writing style and sense of humor!

Jayme @SoNotNiche

9/28/2017 12:44:33 am

Awww! I hope everything has turned out fine for you! So glad this made you laugh...and 28 weeks is more than enough time to get a "feel" for all the "fun" of twin pregnancy! :) Best wishes you for you and your littles!

Latrice

7/20/2017 01:54:10 am

I'm 9wks with twins and I know this is just the beginning this made me laugh and cry at the same time wish me luck. Due in January 2018

Jayme @SoNotNiche

9/28/2017 12:46:45 am

Hi, Latrice! Good luck! It's a long ride, and I'm glad I could help you laugh a little at it. :)

Jessica Smith

7/26/2017 09:43:40 am

I'm 16 weeks now and I really needed to read this, so I just want to thank you! I laughed and cried because I have been nauseous and having "morning sickness" since week 4. Lots to look forward to...

Jayme @SoNotNiche

9/28/2017 12:52:42 am

Hi, Jessica! I feel for you! I really do! The nausea while they are telling you to eat so much is really one of the hardest parts. The only good news is that after they are born...food will taste better than ever!

Hannah link

7/26/2017 04:18:48 pm

This was so funny to read. I've never had twins, so I can't even imagine, but it sounds more realistic than what one usually hears about twin pregnancy!

My favorite part was near the end: New Questions You Will Ask by the End of a Twin Pregnancy.

Thanks for making me laugh and providing good insights!

Jayme @SoNotNiche

9/28/2017 12:54:43 am

Thanks for stopping by, Hannah! There really were sooo many questions. (I think I forgot a few hundred I asked, haha). My twins are 3 now and I still have tons of questions that no one can answer! :D Glad you enjoyed!

Lisa

9/18/2017 10:52:55 pm

Excellent read. 28 wks w twin girls and glad I'm not overreacting on how miserable I've been. First pregnancy was a breeze, so I've been down on myself w how much of a wuss I've been. Thank you for the added sense of humor that is definitely needed during a time that is sometimes difficult to embrace positively :)

Jayme @SoNotNiche

9/28/2017 01:02:27 am

Hi, Lisa! Thanks for reading. Nope, definitely not overreacting! It's a LOT tougher than a singleton pregnancy. Be easy on yourself and don't let anyone else get you down about it either! Best of luck to you and your twins! :)

Stephanie G

9/27/2017 10:25:59 am

Thank you. I have been having the worst symptoms and I thought this is supposed to be "great" and it sucks and that made me so guilty. Everybody doesn't understand how exhausting this is so I'm just stuck seeing their disbelieving faces and feeling like some lazy pile of shit. I was in tears and telling myself I was weak and worthless before I read this. You helped me so much with this. Thank you for sharing. You're a lifesaver. I'm 13w with twins, rainbow babies. Lost my daughter at 18 wks, 2 years ago. You should blog for a living if you don't already. I've never laughed and cried so hard. Thanks again!!!!

Jayme@SoNotNiche

9/28/2017 01:14:50 am

Big hugs, Stephanie! My twins were rainbow babies too, and that definitely adds stress and pressure to be "exhilarated" even when you feel terrible. Please don't feel guilty! Thinking the pregnancy part sucks certainly doesn't mean you don't love the babies. It's just hard for other people to separate those two things in their minds.
After they are born you will feel so awesome (because you can breathe, and eat, and walk again!) and that's when everything will fall into place and you get to really celebrate your babies.
Until then, be super nice to yourself. You are working hard, so it's okay to be exhausted! Wishing you the best of luck and smooth sailing in the coming months! <3

Lynneah link

10/12/2017 03:14:14 pm

Great read! My twins are a month old now and the pregnancy was enough to make me ask for my tubes to be tied during the c-section even though they're my first. I never want to go through it again! By the end of my pregnancy I was wishing twins on every person that had the nerve to tell me they wished they had twins!

Candace M

10/19/2017 08:48:55 pm

29 weeks with identical girls (giving us 4 total girls).
"If I sneeze, will I explode?" - sure feels that way!
Loved this article.
May I add my favorite question..."were you trying for twins?" 😳😒

Jackie B

10/27/2017 05:34:12 pm

Jayme, AKA sensei,

Preach it, girl! I haven't felt this great (nor laughed that hard) since finding out our double blessing fraternal news, so I may owe you lunch seeing as you can now eat again. Oh, and don't get creeped out if you catch me staring as you eat either, I'm just reminiscing what that was like to be able to take more than a few bites of anything without having to spit out the gallon of saliva that ensues whenever I eat or without having to run to the porcelain god for that hourly worship of revisiting what took a short tour to my stomach.

I'm a first time mom who went through fertility treatments (IUI), after four years of trying and with a few losses along our journey. I happy to report that I just hit 14 weeks and yet already can regurgitate back so many of those same questions you were asked that make you wonder about the public's right to reproduce, but thank God for natural selection, right? "Wow, you are about to be SOOO uncomfortable," and "Are you sure there's only TWO in there?" The look on their faces when I respond with, "Thanks Doc," or "Do you feel the need to check?" is always priceless.

The one thing I wanted to mention that related perfectly to your hormone section was "baby brain". With twice (or more) the amount of hormones screwing with my type-A, left-brained thought process, I'm amazed I haven't needed to wear ear buds all day playing a reminder to inhale, pause, exhale! I'm typically known as the "human dictionary" to my family members whom have been eating this up. The stammering, stuttering, "brain farts", and apparent TIA's have friends and family either rolling on the floor, wondering if they need to activate EMS, or quoting Happy Gilmore ("Tu-tu-tu-today, Junior!").

Everything you mentioned was spot on thus far and I can't begin to express my gratitude for this down-to-earth, real advice about the honest and ugly side of pregnancies of multiples. If feels so much more SAFE to have an idea of what is to truly come, what to look out for, and what to expect with a dash of humor to buffer the soaking in of all this wisdom and foresight.

I couldn't share this post enough, although I probably couldn't tell you all of whom or how many ways I already have even if I tried... God bless you for shining your light, you've got a new fan in me. Ciao!

Heather-Grace

11/4/2017 06:50:10 pm

Oh my goodness, this is the best! I’m 12 weeks along with twins and what you describe totally gives me an idea of what to look out for but also gave me the best laugh because of how you wrote it! Thank you!!!

Kelena

11/17/2017 12:18:18 am

So very funny!! I'm 31 weeks with my 3rd child, and feeling pretty lousy! I laughed so hard I almost had to stop reading to go to the bathroom and not pee on myself! Also not wake up hubby sleeping next to me! Thanks for the laugh! Your post really cheered me up! I just thought I was large and this one baby is already a tai Quan do expert.

Suzy

12/11/2017 10:48:02 pm

I’m 19weeks pregnant with twins and just found out! Only one heartbeat was found at my first appointment at 11 weeks and 2nd appointment at 15 weeks. I didn’t have my first US until last Friday at 19 weeks and surprise! There’s 2! To be honest, for the moment my husband and I found out I was pregnant, we had this inkling about twins. We kept going along with the the doctor at our appointments but we still weren’t convinced it was just one. After reading this post, and looking back, I had so many of these signs! The heart beat in my ears was about to drive me nuts! And when I would mention it to someone that had kids, they looked at me like I was crazy. I also started to swell easily, like around 12-13 weeks which everyone thought was weird but makes sense now. I stopped wearing my wedding ring around 8 weeks. I also just woke up one morning and I swear my bump just appeared. Really got big around 15-17 weeks. I luckily had zero morning sickness/nausea and so thankful for that. I’m kinda trying to catch up with all this new multiple stuff since I’m a little late to the game.

Holly Andrade

12/15/2017 08:52:48 pm

Oh my, I'm 22weeks due 4/18/18 and just found out there was twins 2 weeks ago.....I knew I was bigger then the last 3 times 24,18 & 6 yrs. I just thought I forgot. Now 2 weeks later no I'm the size of an 8-9month along woman. Dying just to move anywhere. Always out if breath. This was a great read. Wish us luck. XoXo

Natalie Israel

4/8/2018 07:05:30 am

Omgggggg this is the funniest things i have read since finding out i was pregnant I’m ten weeks pregnant very high risk because of previous pregnancy complications. And I’ve already experienced 85% of everything you said. Every line had me dying laughing but made me feel good to know I’m not alone! Thank you for the comic relief and insight to what to expect because I’m excited and sacred all at once!

Janelle

4/25/2018 01:36:34 pm

I DEFINITELY could relate to this post! I am 23 weeks with twins and this pregnancy is TERRIBLE compared to my singleton pregnancy 8 years ago!!

Nancy

5/7/2018 02:28:42 am

Omg this was just what I needed right now! I can’t remember the last time I laughed SO hard I cried. I did everything in my power to not wake my husband- but I kept laughing so hard I shock the bed. This is gold! I’m 16 weeks pregnant with twins. So much of this is spot on. I have two kids already and at 5’1” I thought THOSE pregnancies were a challenge. Oh no, this twin business is by far the hardest thing I have ever experienced physically and emotionally - and to think I’m not even half way done. I have been so down on myself for not being able get through the day without naps. I can’t even muster the strength to get to work before 9-9:30. (Worshiping the porcelain God takes up most of my morning). This has been a total game changer for me. Thanks for sharing your experience, I was feeling really down today but this lifted my spirits.

Anna

6/3/2018 03:23:13 pm

The best twin article I’ve read yet. 21 weeks with twins and just this morning I woke up hearing my pulse in my ear and thinking what in the hell is wrong with me? I had no idea that was actually a thing! Thank you for this refreshing article!

Marissa

6/14/2018 06:55:53 pm

Oh my gosh this article has my loling for real!! I’m 23 weeks pregnant with twins and look like I’m going to pop any day. I went to visit my father in law at the hospital today and as soon as I walked in the door I had an arsenal of people rush over to me thinking I was in labor! Nope 4 months to go I’m just here visiting! 😂

Pippa

7/17/2018 10:18:34 pm

I am 48 and 14 weeks pregnant with twins (FET w/donor eggs. This pregnancy is scaring me to death and your writing had me laughing and identifying with each point....

Thank you!!!

Paige

8/12/2018 11:29:26 am

This is the best post on having twins I have read! I am a FTM at 25 weeks and relate to every symptom you described while rolling with laughter. My favorite part is about the little fire demons sending your heart burn back up even after eating tums. Thank you for making this pregnant lady laugh so hard I had To get up to pee. You are an amazing writer!

shirley

9/18/2018 03:33:00 am

When I had my twin boys 39 yrs ago, there wasn't any way to access information about twins then. I was on my own. I really appreciate reading someone describe my experience and it was hilarious. I know I had by twins a long time ago, it was a very big event in my life. My boys were full term and 6,5 & 7 lbs. They were born naturally. There was a room full of people. The first one was head first. The second one was breach. The doctor just reached in & grabbed him. Very odd feeling!!!

Alexa

10/12/2018 01:14:04 pm

This is the greatest twin post! You had my laughing so hard! My husband and I just found out we are having twins, it's posts like this that are real and raw that help me understand what I have ahead of me! Thank you!

Adrianne

11/2/2018 03:03:57 pm

Your article made me laugh so hard. I’m pregnant with identical twin boys (14 weeks-2 sacs 1 placenta) and it’s been so much different than all my other pregnancies. My husband and I have 10 kids already (7 births 3 adoptions). We wanted one but I guess two was in the plan. Now we will have 10 boys and 2 girls. I’m going to read this to my husband so he is prewarned at all the future fun for me

Samantha

1/2/2019 11:37:05 am

Thank you so much for this. I had my daughter 2.5 years ago and thought I remembered the pregnancy pretty well. Was feeling pretty lame about this one. Can't get through a day without a nap, nauseous all the time (the thought of food was making me run for the toilet), and much crankier than I was the first time around. I feel so much better after reading this. I was laughing so hard I had to leave the room to not wake sleeping husband. Thank you for being so honest and hilarious about twin pregnancy. It is not as easy as singleton and there definitely is a lot more going on. I'm at 11 weeks and really hoping I will be able to start eating again soon!

Amanda

1/2/2019 07:40:50 pm

OMG! This is absolutely amazing! I'm 14 weeks with fraternal twins. I can relate to almost all of what you said. When I tried to explain hearing my heart in my head, my husband looked at me like I was crazy. I screenshot that section and sent it to him so he knows it's not just me. Lol.. Great read!

Montc

2/13/2019 06:06:36 am

reading this article has been both informative and fun. I love sarcasm, especially when you have to see the positive side. Thank you for sharing your experience that so far is the same as mine. I'm actually 21 weeks pregnant with fraternal twins , 2 boys

Tamara

4/18/2019 11:59:33 am

I laughed so hard with this I even started crying (yeah raging hormonea) I have 2 boys and just found out a week ago I'm expecting identical twins. I'm almost 13 weeks but I'm already feeling things I never did before! Thanks for the funny reality check it's difficult to find it about twin pregnancies.